29 December 2010

I'm in Love.

Yes, I know, it's shocking.  But true.

See, my mom got me new sheets for Christmas.  Our bed is a queen size, but it's ummm, for lack of a better word - ginormous.  The sheets that fit 18" mattresses are too small for it, that's how thick it is.  So I was a bit tentative about whether they'd fit and with a heavy heart, I had almost decided if not, I'd take them back and exchange them.

N.o. w.a.y.  i.n.  h.e.l.l.

Those bad boys aren't going anywhere!

You know those really uber soft fluffy throws they've been selling for some years now?  The ones that get softer and softer every year until they feel like something sinful wrapped around you?  Well that's my new sheets.  I'm surprised someone didn't think of that sooner, but




They're fantastically orgasmic.  Obviously since I've devoted an entire blog to bedsheets, but yeah, I'm seriously in love with these sheets.  They're like foreplay only better.  I'm actually tempted to give in and have sex with the hubs just so I can roll around in the sheets.  Aw hell, he's gonna read this and then question my intentions.  Ugh.  It's for New Years baby, really, I swear!


  1. Ummm...so where did she get these sheets?? You didn't share that info. If you're going to brag about their orgasmic potential...you better give us the 411 on how we can score some.

  2. Awwww, I'll be glad to share cuz they're just too good to keep to myself. They're from Ross and the queen size sheets were 29.99!

  3. hmm. maybe I better get set for the hubs for an extra christmas present!!! LOL He would LOVE it if I wanted to roll around on the sheets...giggle!

  4. Donna, I wanted to laugh at the end. It was as if someone described the most delicious piece of chocolate in the world and before you could find out where it was and you have druel pouring down your face they walked away. LOL!!! :) I'm thinking ahhhh where do I get these sheets?! I think you've mentioned Ross before in posts. I'm in CT, do they have one of those this way? What's a similar store, I need details girl!!!

    Kate :)

  5. Ummm, I think Ross is a southern thing, I'm not sure, but I just looked and eBay has them too. Just do a search for plush fleece sheets and it should come up. I'm thinking if places like Ross and AJ Wright carry them, then surely some of the other major retail stores would as well? I'm guessing either WalMart or Kohls might have them? Next time I'm there, I'll look and let you guys know!

  6. LOL, I need sheets too for my bed. Nice to know you're in love with them. XP

  7. lol. I need to buy me some new sheets apparently!!! I'm nearly on the floor, rolling with laughter.

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  8. hahaha:) ur hilarious! i haven't had it in about a week,.. so New Years Eve seems about right. I want new sheets that make me roar! :) xoxo

  9. I'm your new follower on GFC AND Twitter =)
    Would love a follow back and a follow on Bloglovin' if possible =D

    Happy New Year!




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