- I should really get my makeup case out of the car and let it thaw
- I hope we're going to get the snow they're calling for tomorrow
- I need to visit Poop Mountain
- Thinking about Poop Mountain the words Veni, Vidi, Vici come to mind.
- I wonder if the ribs are going to be edible
- Crap, I forgot to turn off the crock pot
- My cow slippers are dying. They have -le gasp- holes in the toe.
- Why is there an empty basket in the middle of the living room floor?
- Matchboxes always say "Strike on Cover". Isn't that obvious?
- My cat has eye boogies.
- If I were a fairy, I'd have a knoll. A big one.
- Without mushrooms cuz they're creepy.
- Happy Bunny is my hero.
- I should go back to bed where it's warm and read a book.
- I can't take a nap because I'm going to Poop Mountain.
- I'd rather be going to Candy Mountain.
- If Candy Mountain was real would it still exist or would people have eaten it?
- They make miniature dogs and miniature horses, why can't they make miniature cats?
- Miniature cats would poop less.
- I need tea.
- I'm hungry, but I don't want anything I've got.
- We're so screwed this month. Wonder if they'll shut off the power when it's subzero outside?
- Anthony thinks my house is pretty. I like Anthony.
- David thinks my house is a hellhole. I hate David.
- I'm not going there today.
- I'm going to Poop Mountain.
- Now.
- Soon.
- Maybe.
- What the hell is a magical leopluridon anyway?
If I'm not back by nightfall, send help.
Haha! I always think these streams of consciousness are so funny! Every now and then i got to writing them down, but most of the time I just think them and I'm like, "why did I just think of all of that?"
ReplyDeleteROFL i love it you're too funny!
ReplyDeleteI want a miniature cat.... if i had $1200 i would get a miniature pig too cute to live they are!
Um I love this!
ReplyDeleteSo glad I could make you guys laugh, at least my random, crazy, sometimes psychopathic thought processes are amusing! :)
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